That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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