Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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