marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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