he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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