I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
