I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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