Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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