It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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