what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
