if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
