you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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