you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
It's never too late to be topless.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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