Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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