thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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