I am puke
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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