i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
this hospital has no fireball
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Randomize
