I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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