Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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