Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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