i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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