I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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