Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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