Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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