Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I forget how to act sober
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