I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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