I hate your face
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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