So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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