i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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