Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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