Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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