I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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