normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
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