Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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