i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I can feel your judgement through the phone
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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