So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
Randomize
