Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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