Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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