just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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