Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
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