there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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