is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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