He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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