But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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