Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
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