i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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