If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Randomize
