I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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