Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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