Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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