we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Is it penis luge time yet?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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