so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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